SUGGESTED SONG PARODY TITLES (AND THE ORIGINAL TITLES) VOL. 2

"Do You Know My Gay Friend Named 'Jose'?" ("Do You Know The Way To San Jose?"--Written by Burt Bacharach for Dionne Warwick)

"We Are The Tampons" ("We Are The Champions"--Queen)

"Pick Up The Feces" ("Pick Up The Pieces"--The Average White Band)

"Jimmy Crap Corn" ("Jimmy Crack Corn"--Traditional)

"Beethoven's Fifth (of Jack Daniels)" (Beethoven's Symphony No. 5--Beethoven)

"Spinach Casserole Magic" ("Spanish Castle Magic"--Jimi Hendrix)

"Mrs. Hippie Queen" ("Mississippi Queen"--Mountain)

"I'm A Fag" ("I'm So Glad"--Skip James)

"Whore Pigs" ("War Pigs"--Black Sabbath)

"Fucking Retarded" ("Fucking Hostile"--Pantera)

"Piss" ("Kiss"--Prince)

"We Got V.D." ("We Got The Beat"--The Go-Go's)

"Fuck Me" ("Touch Me"--The Doors)