SUGGESTED B-MOVIE TITLES, PROMOS & SYNOPSES

Honey, I Ate The Kids

I Was A Teenage Transsexual Serial Killer From Transylvania

The Creatures Among Us: Whatever They Are, They're Deadly ... And They're Multiplying!

Attack of The Killer Butterflies

I, Pod Man

The Walking Nightmares: When They Growl, You'd Better Run.

I Kill For Fun

Something Really Evil Is In Here

Roaches That Eat Flesh: Now Your Fear of Roaches Is Justified.

The Rise of The Baby Demons

My Mom, The Mass Murderer

Godzilla vs. Bootzilla

Jasper, The (Very) Unfriendly Ghost

I Shall ... Kill 'Em All

Your Fate Awaits

Don't Look Into Their Eyes!

Kill and Kill Again

Kill Again Island

The Ghost In My House Is My Boo (Beau)

Death Bells: When The Death Bells Ring People Die.

The Many Grasping Hands of Doom

Messenger of Death

It's In The Closet ... Waiting For You

Death Is In The Air

My Fellow Denizens of Planet Skanks

Lady Eagle: She's Part Eagle and Part Beauty Queen. That Makes Her Fly Pretty High.

Bad Mother Cluckers: These Chickens Will Be Damned If They Wind Up On Anyone's Dinner Table. They're fed up and not taking it anymore. Instead they're taking matters into their own beaks. Maybe it's just me but something seems really fowl about this film.

I Live Among The Dead: Evil Thrives Where Death Prevails.

They Shall Not Live Long

The Groupie (Starring Lolly Poppers): She Sucks At Everything She Does ... Except Sucking Backstage.

Bigger Balls: A few rich people take the party challenge to win the coveted Bon Scott Award for biggest balls.

Abra Cadaver: It's No Act When This Magician Saws People In Half.

Look Ma, No Conscience: An evil child gets a head start on his future as a serial killer and gives a whole new meaning to "Head Start Program."

Tae Kwon 'Ho's: There's lots of flying hands, feet and come in this sex- and action-packed movie.

All Hands On Dick: Women love dick. They can't keep their hands off him, and he can't keep them away even when he tries. He shows you how hard it is.

I, The Alpha and The Omega: A man gains and then is corrupted by godlike power.

Godzilla vs. Vomitus

Oh, My Badness: Candy Kitty Does Everything Wrong ... And Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way.