TEQUILA (THANKS TO SYLVIA SILVA)

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From: Silva, Sylvia [mailto:Sylvia.Silva@...]
Sent: Tuesday, October 24, 2006 8:56 AM
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Subject: FW: yikes tequila!


Sylvia Silva
Service Representative
Social Security Administration
8020 Alamo Downs Pkwy.
San Antonio, Tx 78238

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Subject: FW: yikes tequila!


A man is strolling down the street in Mexico City and kicks a bottle
lying in the street. Suddenly out of the bottle
> comes a Genie. The man is stunned.
>
The Genie says,"Hello Master, I will grant you one wish, anything you
want."
>
The man begins thinking, "Well, I really like drinking tequila."
>
Finally the man says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want, so make
me pee tequila."
>
The Genie grants him his wish.
>
When the man gets home, he gets a glass out of the cupboard and pees
in it. He looks at the glass and it's clear...looks like tequila.
Then smells the liquid... smells like tequila. So he takes a taste, and
it is the best tequila he has ever tasted.
>
The husband yells to his wife, "Consuelo, Consuelo, come quickly!"
>
She comes running down the hall, and the man takes another glass out of
the cupboard and fills it. He tells her to drink it. It is tequila.
>
Consuelo is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best
tequila she has ever tasted. The two drank and partied all night.
>
The next night the man comes home from work and tells his wife to get
two glasses out of the cupboard. He proceeds to fill the two glasses.
>
The result is the same. The tequila is excellent, and the couple drinks
until the sun comes up.
>
Finally Friday night comes and the husband comes home from work and
tells his wife, " Consuelo, grab one glass from the cupboard and we
will drink Tequila."
>
His wife gets the glass from the cupboard and sets it on the table.
>
The husband begins to fill the glass; and when he fills it, his wife
asks him, "But Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
>
Pancho raises the glass and says, "BECAUSE TONIGHT, MI AMOR, YOU DRINK
FROM THE BOTTLE."
>
ORALE!!!!!