SUGGESTED SONG PARODY TITLES (AND THE ORIGINAL TITLES)

"Another One Bites The Butt" ("Another One Bites The Dust"--Queen)

"The Girl With Emphysema" ("The Girl From Ipanema"--Astrid Gilberto & Stan Getz)

"Light My Farts" ("Light My Fire"--The Doors)

"The Age of Asparagus" ("The Age of Aquarius"--The Fifth Dimension)

"My Investments" ("My Generation"--The Who)

"Whip Ass" ("Whiplash"--Metallica)

"Bisexual Race" ("Bicycle Race"--Queen)

"A Gay In The Life" ("A Day In The Life"--The Beatles)

"Just The Facts, Ma'am" ("Tax Man"--The Beatles)

"Bare All, Cooter" ("Barracuda"--Heart)

"Jerk Off" ("Get Off"--Foxy)

"Whole Lotta Cum" ("Whole Lotta Love"--Led Zeppelin)

"Jism Nation" ("Rhythm Nation"--Janet Jackson)

"The Pros and Cons of Dick-Sucking" ("The Pros and Cons of Hitch Hiking"--Roger Waters)

"Wet Dream Police" ("Dream Police"--Cheap Trick)

"Baby, You're A Bitch Man" ("Baby, You're A Rich Man"--The Beatles)

"I Lick Panties" ("I Want Candy"--Bow Wow Wow)

"When The Hymen Breaks" ("When The Levee Breaks"--Led Zeppelin)

"Bringin' On The Hard On" ("Bringin' On The Heartache"--Def Leppard)

"I Wanna Be Fellated" ("I Wanna Be Sedated"--The Ramones)

"We Will Fuck You" ("We Will Rock You"--Queen)

"Sheer Fart Attack" ("Sheer Heart Attack"--Queen)

"I Love South Bronx" ("I Love New York"--Frank Sinatra)

"Pass The Cootchie" ("Pass The Dutchie"--Musical Youth)

"Abomine Hominy" ("Astronomy Domine"--Pink Floyd)

"Butt Scratch Fever" ("Cat Scratch Fever"--Ted Nugent)