FOR THE LOVE OF FUNNY

Funny-funny-funny-Fuh-nay. FUH-NAY! Some people think they're funny. Some people really are. Which are you? Why not take a crack at cracking up others with funny jokes, anecdotes, videos, stories, whatever and see? Share what you got. Chances are others will crack up like the nut that you are.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

WHY YOU SHOULD AVOID LSD & OTHER PSYCHEDELIC DRUGS


Singer and guitarist Shawna and bassist Lisa are good friends in an all-girl rock band and live near each other. Before leaving for a gig in a remote area of town that Shawna knows better than Lisa they kill time in Shawna's house, chit chatting and dropping acid. Later, with their cars loaded with gear they leave in separate cars with Lisa's car trailing Shawna's.

After they've been driving for about 15 minutes Shawna sees a police car at a service station. She races into the parking lot with Lisa following and pulls alongside the occupied police car. She parks and leaves the engine running, bolts from the car and rushes to the squad car. She breathlessly tells the police officer, pointing to Lisa's car pulling into the lot, "Officer, someone's following me!"

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